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Wrap yourself in your favorite paint night inside joke 🎨✨
This ridiculously cozy zip hoodie is the kind you’ll accidentally wear 4 days in a row while pretending you “just grabbed it because it was nearby.” Incredibly soft, perfectly snug, and designed for maximum cozy creative chaos.
Features:
✨ buttery soft fleece interior
✨ full zip closure
✨ roomy kangaroo pockets for cold hands & emotional support snacks
✨ white drawstring + taping details
✨ ribbed cuffs & waistband for that perfectly oversized cozy fit
Made with premium Airlume combed and ring spun cotton fleece because if we’re going to embrace mild overstimulation, we’re at least doing it comfortably.
Machine wash cold + tumble dry low because none of us have the emotional bandwidth for “special garment instructions.”
And yes… the back features The Happy Painter tarot card complete with:
🐿 tiny squirrel protest flag
🎨 “not paint water” water cup
✨ MILD OVERSTIMULATION
Honestly? It’s less a hoodie and more a lifestyle at this point.
